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A crappy city with nothing to do. Full of old people and crappy high schools, there is really no reason to go to dublin. If you want a real town, go to hilliard.
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Someone from Dublin, Ireland. Have pity on they because they're all wordWankers
Anything is better than being a Dubliner
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After 6 days of hard work, God had a few minutes to spare. He looked at all the left over crap from his labours and thought, what the fuck am i gonna do wer all this shit thats left over. He gathered it all up and chucked it to the side. Some years later cavemen arrived on the east coast of Ireland in boats made out of tree trunks and found Gods unwanted crap and called it Dublin. Since those days all the human crap produced in Ireland has somehow made its way to Dublin. Today we know this crap as, Dubliners.
How to spot a Dubliner. Copy and paste the following: 33, show it to some one in Dublin and ask them to read it out loud. If they say turty tree then they are indeed the crap God rejected.
Dubliners are usually lazy and ugly. Avoid the "Liberties" at all costs because its full of low life scallies...No on reflection avoid all of Dublin but if you cannot avoid the place you better have all the cash reserves of Fort Knocks in your pocked and be prepared to pay a million times more for stuff than anywhere else in the world.
If you do visit Dublin then remember, the only good Dubliner is a dead Dubliner.
Dublin, fuck off, i aint stupid enough to go there and if i was i would rather be hanged, drawn and quartered for my stupidity.
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the last few pulls on a doob, usually searing hot and fit only for the burnt-to-fuck lips of Dobby.
The word comes from a gradual development of 'nubbins' to 'nublins' and finally 'dublins', so called because of the tutting noise made as the smoker desperately tries to cool their burnt lips. however this usually and inevitably ends in a rancid brown burnt on the tokers lips.
Dave: *cough* Who's got dublins on this?
Dobby: ME! DUBLINS!
(passes spliff)
Dobby: yes...
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The onset case of the beer squirts encountered after a hard night of partying at your local Irish tavern.
Are we still playing golf today?
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
Sex act in which Pop rocks candy and Irish whiskey are poured (usually with the aid of a funnel) into the rectum, whilst the receiving person is finger banging a hooker!
Pete and Molly did the Dublin Firecracker last night.
When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.
Guy 1: Hey why is your beard red?
Guy 2: Oh crap my girlfriend must of given me a dirty dublin.
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