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A selfish prick who dumps their baggage onto other people especially when it’s not appropriate. A trauma dumper’s motive is often to gain sympathy or minimize other people’s traumas.
I made a Mother’s Day post and this trauma dumper commented, “imagine having a mom 😑”.
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dumper- one who dumps their partner in a break-up
dumpee- one who gets dumped by their partner in a break-up
dumper/dumpee: The bad news about being the dumper is that you need to be certain it's over before pulling the plug / As the dumpee, you get lots of attention and have every excuse to feel sorry for yourself.
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A person who is inside the stall next to yours trying to take a shit, where all you can identify them with is their shoes. After both you and your Co-Dumper are seated with asses exposed, both will attempt to stifle the sounds of bowel movement in order to avoid embarrassment. In extreme cases, silence may persist for quite some time until the pressure in the ass of either you or your Co-Dumper builds to extreme measures, and a loud disgusting gust of gas is released. With the silence broken, the other person now feels comfortable releasing their own gas which they have been painfully harboring. Usually at this stage, you and your Co-Dumper have built a bond, and will now shit in unison. The first to finish will quickly flush and wash their hands (or not), and purposely leave before the other person emerges from the stall in order to keep your identities a secret from one another. Later on, you may notice someone wearing the same shoes as your Co-Dumper, and an awkward moment arrives once again as the two of you pass by in silence with your heads down, hoping that the other didn't notice that you were their shit partner just moments earlier.
Derek: "Man, what took you so long in there? We've been waiting for 30 minutes!"
Alex: "Sorry, I had a Co-Dumper. It took a while for him to blow. I promise, I began excreting immediately after I heard his plops. Shit, don't look, I think that's him walking by right now."
A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.
Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!
A dumper rusher is a someone who attempts to pursue anal sex the first time they have sex with someone.
OMG...we were having some really hot sex in the shower after our date and then he tried to do me in my backdoor. Watch out for him, he's a dumper rusher.
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A dapto dumper is a girl that shits in your bed after sex and then sneaks off in the middle of the night..
when you wake in the morning and you find a dirty brown turd in your bed and this horror of a woman is gone you say " fuck that Dapto Dumper" got me again!!!!
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1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman
2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)
1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around
2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping
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