there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

fruit bowl

the unclean anus of a twink

frankie's gotta a dusty fruit bowl. I can smell that stank from a mile away

Fruit Bowl

A large group of guys, usually claim to be straight (Everyone knows they’re not) who often touch each other in class and take frequent trips to the bathroom together to spend some “guy time” alone. Avoid at all costs if you value your sanity.

Rachel: “hey did you see George and Daniel go into the bathroom together again?”

Jenna: “Yeah they’re always in there, I mean they’re apart of the fruit bowl after all!”

Rachel: “Of course, one of them even dragged their brother in there with them!”

Jenna: “wtf!”