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Delicious Pizza like treat, composed of crust, butter, cheese, garlic and awesome.
Man, its worth the drive to Cape Breton for some Fat Boy's Garlic Fingers.
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A thick, large and round garlic infused pork sausage often found in Polish convenience stores around London.
This cost effective meat when combined with a best-buy loaf of bread can provide the purchaser with sustenance whilst maintaining a healthy allowance to buy Cannabis and Cider.
'Ere mate seen the size of that Garlic dick over there?!'
'Wow that's a biggun! That's me sorted for the next week!'
Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of one's hands.
Parker: Do I smell Garlic Fries. I love Garlic Fries.
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A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
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Sometimes when a girl digests large amounts of garlic her pussy starts to excrete similar smell. Once fingered the smell will stick with fingers for days even if you tried to wash it off.
Caution: Using condom when having an intercourse with a girl who is suffering from garlic pussy syndrome is highly recommended.
Joe: Dude, did you just have some Italian food, your fingers smell like garlic!
Mike: Nope, my girlfriend did!
Joe: Oh, got ya! Garlic pussy syndrome! I hope you used a rubber!
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In the immortal words of Peter Kay comedy GENIUS
1) It's the future- I've tasted it.
2) Garlic? Bread? Bread wi' garlic in?
"It's bread right, bread with garlic in!"
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Uncomfortable, unpleasant and unpalatable facts. Aptly named due to the innate inability of a Feminist to handle truth, much like a vampire's inability to handle garlic.
Guy 1: Dude. I dunno what to do. I just saw Dave's girl getting dicked down in the back of a car by Chad & Tyrone.
Guy 2: Damn bro. She got raw dogged and creampie for sure. It's better he hears it from us before he catches something.
Guy 1: You're right. Time to serve him up some Feminist garlic.