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Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.
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When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts.
You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?
Yeah I remember that scallywag .
Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night.
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Someone who is being grouchy or stubborn. Also used as a term of endearment.
"Meagan, stop being such a grouch butt and let's make love."
"Aw look at my little grouch butt!"
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After you finishing fucking a girl, you pick her up and throw her in a trash can before she has time to put her clothes back on
This girl I was banging was probably one of the worse fucks ever, so after we finished I gave her an Oscar the Grouch. I don't think she'll be calling back soon.
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As Mantoothe began trying to settle down with a woman by the name of Julian Laockland, who was a woman from the slums of England, he ran into a snag. His mother, who had grown acustomed to the lifestyle of the rich forbade him to marry the beautiful, yet poor, Julian. This
Threw Oscar into a frenzy. He left his home, and money, and married Julian, never to see his mother again. He then eventually moved to the US (with his new wife and newer child, and became a hobo) and began his acting career. Making music along the way with hits such as "I'm Here to stay, in my garbage can", "Go fuck yourself Old York", and "I hate england". After living on the streets, gaining a new house from the music industry, he developed a sickness commonly known as "The Green Night", scientifically, known from the book of Terahaut Shillo Nextia, is known as Halifax Jinxed Grennhaim. Translated by
Frankie Two Tone as "The Green Wolf Syndrom", the doctors said there was nothing they could do. He would eventually be covered with green hair all over his body. There was a plus to this, they said he would live longer than any one else. Thousands of years. He became very sick one day and as the weeks passed he became fully covered in hair. His wife and now three children took very good care of him. And now he plays the Grouch part on Sesame Street. He is still very much alive. And yes, he is only in character as the Grouch. He actually a very Pleasent soul to live with. And in an interview he has this to say "I thank my beautiful wife and my beautiful children for keeping me alive. Even though they have passed on, I still love them." His family passed on and now he is a grouch from time to time, but he trys to stay loving because his wife always was. And his kids would have hated to see him grouchie.
He was a loving and devoted father and husband.
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(n) The passed-out girl you "have you way with"
(v) The act of "having your way" with a passed-out girl
1. Damn Billy-Bob, I fucked that Oscar the Grouch who passed out in the haypile during the drunken barn dance last night. I fucked her HARD.
2. I don't know what was more wrong - giving that 7 year old girl a beer, putting a roofie in it, or Oscar the Grouching her afterwards.
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1. A character from sesame street that was always an asshole to everyone.
2. An incompetent ex (or soon to be ex) who always is in a bad mood and knows exactly how to drag you down.
"Hey! How was your night with your boy/girl?"
"God, like another episode of Sesame Street. I thought I got rid of Oscar the grouch once I hit puberty."
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