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Sexy! This chick is one hot person. She is totally hilarious and bleepy. She's sick minded and awesome. No rules can stop her from doing anything. Loves animals. Creative. Hippy. Possible future playboy bunny.
Bob: That's so sexy!
Fred: ikr! It's so Courtney Taylor Hartley!
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best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks
An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.
a school that has a shitty education and is only known for recruiting dumb football players with “academic scholarships”
“we gave all our academic scholarships to football players”
“only at Bishop Hartley High School”
A guy who thinks he’s smarter than he is this person will use the biggest words for the simplest sentences most likely not even knowing the meaning just because they sound big and complex
Bro stop talking like a Hartley I don’t understand what you’re trying to say
Aka the Canadian Sniper. The best sniper in the fucking game/top sniper in the world, player, thug, money-getter, and absolute beast.
Tyson Hartley = the best.
"Tyson Hartley is the best sniper in Canada"
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A beautiful person inside and out that will constantly remind you how special you are.
You’ll be lucky if you find someone like Caden Hartley.
“OMG you know Caden Hartley?”
“Yes, I love her!”