When your unattractive friend gets a ridiculously hot girl. Usually a high maintenance bitch, but makes up for it in looks.
Dude...how did shane get that hedgehog?
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A local meaning in Yorkshire for when a female needs to pull her top up.
Me:'Susan, hedgehog baby thats not attractive.'
Susan:'Oppsy, thankyou stunnah'
*pulls top up*
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When somebody's dress is failing down, shout HEDGEHOG and they will understand and pull it up, Bradford slang.
'Ey girl you need to hedgehog!'
Girl 1: 'Omg you hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Er no, thats you lol'
Girl 1: 'No you need to hedgehog'
Girl 2: 'Least im not a mole, mole head mole head mole head mole head lol!'
Girl 1: 'No urban dictionary it gal!'
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collective noun for a walking group of pricks
whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"
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when a woman has shaven her DOO-DAH and stubble is evident
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when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs
Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.
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the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.
"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"
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