Hobby Horse

(hä-bē-ˌhȯrs)
n.
I.

1. A toy horse, usually comprised of a figure of a horse's head attached to a stick.

2. A toy horse that, via various mechanics, stimulate the riding of a horse through rocking.

(Etymology I- Derived possibly from the "'Obby 'Oss", an English folk tradition wherein Morris Dancers dress as horses, which, in itself, is probably derived from the IRISH HOBBY, a breed of horse, now extinct, that the "'Obby 'Oss" was probably made to resemble)

II.

1. A favourite topic.

(Possibly from Lawrence Sterne's "Tristram Shandy", who uses it, quite frequently, in the third sense)

III.

1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.

(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)

I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503

II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676

III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760

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Hobby Child

Any children that has been born after the third child is a Hobby Child. They are a Hobby Child because sex has became a hobby to the parents, creating Hobby Children.

Wow, they have ten kids in their house. Kid 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 are the Hobby Children.
I feel bad for him/ her because they're a Hobby Child.

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blow hobby

noun: term for the fellatio performed by a person who sees the action as enjoyable and pleasant, as opposed to an obligation or duty. Instead of being viewed as a task to endure just to get it over with, a blow hobby is relished and anticipated by the person giving it.

Girl #1: My boyfriend always asks me for blow jobs. I do it, but I sure don't like it.
Girl #2: Are you kidding? I love going down on my boyfriend! I enjoy just as much as he does. It's not a blow job, it's a blow hobby!

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talent-hobby

A leisure activity that requires skill, but is not considered an actual sport because it lacks manly physical exertion.

"Andrew loves golf, it's his favorite talent-hobby."

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hobby dobby

A derogatory term used in the south to describe people from India or the like. It is the typical sound Indians make when speaking English, since they commonly over stress the "D" sound in many words. The term was coined by a fellow by the name of Matt Williams from Stockbridge ,GA. The use of this term is spreading like wild fire.

In Times Square last friday another hobby dobby tried to blow some shit up.

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Hobby Hog

A person who quickly becomes immersed in a activity that usually takes years of practicing to be considered a hobby.

Once Mason listened to “Let’s get it on” on Zachs turntable he’s been compulsively buying vinyls ever since and is now considered a “hobby hog” by his cohorts.

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Hobby Lobby

To take away something that someone needs because you don't like it.

I caught Monisha eating a bagel for breakfast again so I Hobby Lobbied that gluten right into the trash can.

After returning from his first Scientology meeting, Tristan decided he had to Hobby Lobby his girlfriend's Zoloft.

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