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When you fall asleep with your penis inside of a mans rectum or a woman's vagina and you have wet dreams.
Dude,did you give that chick The Irishman's Gesture?
Yeah dude,I slept with it in all night long!
A sex act in which a man nuts on a potato and inserts it into his partners oriface of opportunity and asks "should I eat it now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"
Last night I went home with a stripper and while banging in the kitchen I grabbed a potatoes and nutty Irishmaned the hoe.
A sex act in which the man pours Guinness and peanut butter into the girls mouth, then runs away and goes to Dutch bros.
We were gonna do it but then I wanted some coffee so I nutty Irishmaned her!
1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).
2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.
Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?
When a man shaved his pubic hair and puts it on top of a costa caramel latte and proceeds to pour baileys liquor into the coffee and then gives the hot beverage to his wife to enjoy.
Wife: I’m so thirsty.
Husband: wait a minuet I will get you something.
Wife: yay a dirty Irishman you know me too well!
A uplifting drink composed of Guinness and Black Coffee.
On a bender I crawled into the pub and ordered me a black irishman.
Before having sex, each partner must consume a good sized Reuben sandwich, 2 pints of Guinness and a shot of Irish whiskey. The smells the ensue are sure to create some curiosity.
After reading this definition, Vicky questioned why she married a curious Irishman.