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Sean Saubers is THE original italian stallion from north meck. Fuck u other ho's
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Italian men are lame, the women are usually beautiful until they reach 30. But the men are hairy, tacky, and 97% of em are wiggers... plus, they claim to be hung like black men which is SO not true.
Ya'll need to stop it with the fake self tanners and gold jewlery it's tacky and not very manly.
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He is a sexy boy who goes to North Meck and we shut dat school down we run dat motha fucka
Smoken in tha bathroom...buying weed at school!!
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An extremely good looking Italian who knows every pleasure position in the book of sex.
Jon - The Italian Stallion no other one like Jon
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Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.
George: Man that dude is really hung!
Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?
George: Yes I am.
Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.
Armando: Moo moo brown cow.
Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!
that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.
The Italian Stallion is the act of inserting spaghetti into a woman’s vaginal cavity whilst she is menstruating, then reaching in and pulling it out thus finishing the sacred dish of Ancient Italian Godess Gizaludina.
“Dude I was over at Kari’s house and I decided to say fuck it, and performed an Italian Stalllion.”
“What’s an Italian Stallion?
“You should probably read the work of Gizaludina.”