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The elite sport of Vagina Javelin that recently became the 500th event of the Olympic Games is simple, yet requires hours of hard sweaty practice. The team consists of two members, one the Fistman, the other the Flyer. The Fistman inserts his or her fist into the Flyers vagina, lifts, then using strength and propulsion, throws the Flyer of his or her arm, in a movement likened to that of regular Javelin. Like regular boring Javelin, the further away the Flyer lands from the Javelin ring, within the 29 degree sector area, the higher the team will place.
Nicole: So Aleks, how do you train to be a Flyer in Vagina Javelin?
Aleks: Well stretching is the biggest part really, i stretch for about 4 to 5 hours a day
Nicole: That must be fun. And Catherine, how did you get into Vagina Javelin?
Catherine: Well I've been Fisting Aleks for a good 2 years before the sport became official, I really helped to get it off the ground (pun intended). I really just love Fisting!
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What a bunch of fucking noobs do in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It involves putting on danger close, marathon, and commando and running around and knifing. However, before going 'knifing', the prick (another term for javelin glitcher) cooks a Semtex, and without letting go of RB (or if you have no freinds and play ps3 R1) they hit Y and switch to the javelin. Somehow, this makes them just explode when you kill them. Needless to say, it is extremely frustrating and chances are it has accounted for many dollars in propert damage (ie. broken controllers).
Guy 1: dude what the fuck? I just shot this kid and I blew up?! What?
Guy 2: oh that's the javelin glitch. Don't worry, they will patch it soon and then all the kids who can't get kills will be hopeless.
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A dangerous activity where one tries to catch a javelin
Fadilah Abdul-Jabbar is one of the first female athletes representing Saudi Arabia. She will compete in Javelin Catching.
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Another name for your penis.
That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.
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When a man climbs on top of a bookshelf or any other tall object and gets a boner then tries to make the boner land in the girls vagina when he jumps off.
Man 1: have you tried the javelin throw with your girl?
Man 2: Yeah i almost broke my penis...
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fancy a quick lung javelin?
shall we go for a lung javelin
When a group of males meet up at an atheltics track (or other sports facility) and perform a large circle jerk. Often performed by young males under 21.
Guy 1: Hey buddy, me and some pals are off to the leisure centre to be a part of a javelin squad. Do you want to come with?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I need to bring?
Guy 1: Just yourself and a smile.