Jellyfish

A bodily fluid found in a woman's underpants with a consistency very much like a jellyfish.

"Girl, I think i just started my period..i better go check it out"..girl returns.."False alarm, it was just a jellyfish faking me out."

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jellyfish

To ejaculate. to produce seamen as a result of stimulous

Did you use a condom? No, I just pulled out and jellyfished all over her milk wagons.

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Jellyfish

A person who is "jelly" or jealous. They are often found ridiculing other's acheivments.

Guy 1: Hey bro, check out my new rims.
Guy 2: They suck, man.
Guy 1: Wow, you really are a jellyfish.
Guy 2: I'm not a jellyfish!
Guy 1: Yes you are.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Am not.
Guy 1: Are to.
Guy 2: Okay.

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jellyfishing

When a girl takes her hand and jacks you off in a motion that resembles a jellyfish swimming.

So i was jellyfishing my boyfriend the other day until he said "Your doing it wrong, get off me slut."

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jellyfish

An inspection used when you are either highly intoxicated or just unsure of your targets sex. It is performed by cuping the right hand upwards, placing it in the genital area and finally wiggling your fingers to resemble the motion of a Jellyfish. Eel Cave = Girl Swordfish = guy.

Guy1: Dude that bitch is kinda hot.
Guy2: Noway man, I was drunk last night and I Jellyfished her.
Guy1: So?
Guy2: Swordfish!

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jellyfishing

the act of smoking such a large bong hit that you choke up a large, clear, gelatinous gob of spit.

Me: Hey Bubby you want to go jellyfishing
Him: Hell ya Sissy, you got some killer 420 I got a blunt wrap lets go fishing, wra!

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jellyfish

Group of sober people who follow the String Cheese Incident. Like the Wharfrats to the Dead.

"Meet me at the Jellyfish meeting at set break"

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