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A god like person who is usually thicc. Often a parent with a beard. Unisex
Damn he’s hot, a real Daddy Kratos
Named after the anti-hero of the God of War series, Kratos is a man so filled with rage and revenge that he decimates all in his path. Usually done up close and personal with bladed weapons resulting in a bloodbath.
I'm about to "Go Kratos" up in here!
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Literally just Kratos falling with Aerosmiths Dream on playing
Bro look Kratos falling again
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Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
"What you said didn't even make sense!"
"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"
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Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!
Guy 2: Probably rip off his head
Guy: Yeah!
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Some overpowered bitch who is somehow able to kill literal GODS, but die to a fucking stone impaling him. He is bad ass, I somehow think he's awesome, but I also think he is a overrated bitch-fuck.
Person: WOW, I just played God Of War, I think that Kratos is the best main character ever!!
Me: Ummmmm, I honestly don't agree with you but I agree with you.
An absolute monster, a destroyer, if you see a user with the username 'kratos' just run he's gonna wipe the ground with your face, you won't stand a chance against him, he uses everything at sight to win an argument (gore, racism, nsfw...)