At least I'm honest

This is what you say when someone is in disapproval/denial of the truth.

"You think I'm fat??? Wow. You are SO FUCKING RUDE."
"Bitch at least I'm honest."

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At least I passed

When an individual goes from a 95 average to a 60 because of the wax

“Yo at least I passed”

“A 67! At least I passed!”

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often the least

This is Trumpspeak for "usually the most," since Trump only knows two degrees, most and least.

I am often the least racist person that anybody is going to meet.

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Least Favorite/Favorite Puppy

A slang term to describe something, someone, or an action you like/dislike. Originally from the 20th episode of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast starring Jschlatt, Slimecicle, and Ted Nivison. As a kid, Ted called his beanie baby "favorite puppy" instead of giving it an actual name. It then became a joke among them to use it to describe things, and confuse future guests.

"The way you said that is Least Favorite/Favorite Puppy"

least ugly girl syndrome

A condition where a girl who is considered unattractive by the vast majority of society has found herself in an environment in which she is surrounded by girls considered less attractive than she. The girl then allows this unusual circumstance to affect how she behaves, generally resulting in a less compassionate attitude towards others, as she now considers herself a rare and highly sought after commodity due to her attractiveness relative to the other girls aforementioned.

Jill, usually considered a 4 out of 10, has been treating Jack, usually considered an 8 out of 10, like shit, because she's the most attractive girl at this party. Once she recovers from least ugly girl syndrome, she'll realize how inappropriate she has behaved.

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At least I'm not Kanye West

This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.

"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"

"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore

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Least I Could Do

LICD(found at leasticoulddo.com) is a webcomic, created by Ryan Sohmer and Lar Desouza. It is also the webcomic that has spread the phrase, 'vagoo'.
READ. IT.

Least I Could Do, although not for all ages, is an infinitley funny read.

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