The act of caressing/tickling someoneΒ΄s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).
"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"
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Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"
That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.
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An on going battle of males unexpectingly slapping eachother with their penises.
Guy 1: Whats with the eye patch?
Guy 2:Jake nailed me in the eye last night in that insane lombardi party.
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When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter, and smack an innocent bystander in the forehead with it.
Vidal was lombardi helicopter chopping all over the party, watch out for a black eye!
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A very lit teacher that has red hair and a red beard too. If you went to Kipling, he teaches fifth grade and was hit by a little girl who was spinning around.
My teacher is so amazing, he must be a Ben Lombardi.