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An MMA fan who hates the UFC because it is popular.
MMA hipsters will claim any fighter who is not in the UFC is superior to any fighter in the UFC, simply because they are not in the UFC.
UFC Fan: Tim Sylvia hasn't looked the same since leaving the UFC.
MMA Hipster: Are you kidding, he is way better now. He would easilly tear through anyone in the UFC HW division.
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Instead of boxing day MMA day is for all MMA enthusiasts, where we go and superman punch any WWE enthusiasts at every wallmart, or videogame store thats having a sale.
MMA day is meant for punching, kicking, guilatining, kimuraing, every god damn item on sale in the stores participating in boxing day
fuck dude i just got put in a kimura by some jacked guy at Zellers
Lets go MMA day all over that poor losers ass
Are you gonna buy me anything for MMA day? No deuche bag i'm not
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The kind of douchebag that hopes somebody on the internet gets ballsy and pulls that crowbar on them like they said they would, as they could have any time, and still can.
I'm an mma douchebag so I hope somebody decides to put their balls where there mouth is, nothing is holding them back.
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A sporty-boy jock-wannabe who practices or enjoys watching sport-fighting. Often a delusional individual who erroneously imagines that by shaving his head, getting a barbed-wire armband tattoo, and wearing spandex panties while wrestling poorly and boxing in a laughable manner, he becomes an Apache Warrior with Real Ultimate Power. A dumbfuck.
A practitioner of "mixed-up martial arts". A sport player with delusions of being tough and/or skilled at fighting, as if sport matches were the same as real conflict. A moron.
You stupid drunk mma fag, you better run home and pray for jeebus to help you get through your next ring fight -- take your skanky bitch with you, and don't let the door hit you in your well-drilled ass on the way out.
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A stupid guy in twitter he makes a lot of wrong prediction he suck at predicting UFC fight and when he say Bet the house on this fight that means you should bet your house to the other fighter
MMA Thanos: This guy is going to win
*Hours later*
The fighter he bet on loses the fight cuz he makes bad prediction
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A plus size mossad agent by the name of Kyle Antony Mee. He once served the high jewish order before the disappearance of his right hand man rigo.
The MMA Guru ate all the food in the buffet l
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Someone who marks messages on gamefaqs just because he knows they will be deleted. Generally thinks he's making gamefaqs a better place, when in fact he's being an asshole.
"Man, Trevor the Vampire marked my topic and it got deleted."
"He's such an MMA whore"
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