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A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.
Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser
A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.
Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.
Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.
Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.
Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!
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An act similar to teabagging, where ones asshole is used instead of the ballsack.
She was close so i gave her the old maltese ring.
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When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.
OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments
maltesermoments Blond moments for brunettes moments malteser
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A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it's scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.
Person1: what's that bitchy high pitched yapping?
Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog
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A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Italian, a dirty maltese will emphatically deny being Italian and will loudly proclaim his true nationality saying "I am from Malta!". This is often followed by others in the immediate area quitely whispering "what's a malta?".
A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.
Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.
The dirty maltese shook hands with 3 of his friends promising to fully fund their trip to the world cup of soccer should Malta ever qualify. Knowing that because Malta would never qualify (in a million years), he would not have to follow through on the empty gesture.
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A type of very large, upholstered rat which makes a constant yapping noise which is only slightly less annoying than the sound of fingernails on a blackboard. If you live adjacent to an apartment which contains one, you will, unfortunately, be quickly driven insane by the incessant racket which it produces if you cannot find a way to dispatch it. Most people regard the Maltese Terrier as nothing more than a noxious varmint with no real use; however, this is not actually true as the Maltese terrier is quite useful as live bait when alligator hunting and can also yield high-quality shark chum when butchered and mechanically separated.
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