He is the most gay fucking person you could ever see. He would be the type of person to snatch up a two year old and the have sex with the father and then you but still never admit he is gay.
Look it is Leland Metcalf he is extremely gay.
The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.
Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?
Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.
2 months later...
Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!
When you get 100’ into wrapping a 300’ SDI cable, and you realize someone is wrapping the other end - you’ve just been Metcalfed.
"Last night, I was coiling the home run to "video world," and halfway into it, this stage hand coming from backstage Metcalfed me!"
When a perfectly good car, ute, tractor, bobcat, drilling rig, truck comes into the possession of a Metcalfe it will never be the same again....ITS BEEN METCALFED!
You want $10,000 for that thing, no way, that's been well and truelly METCALFED!