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The Chevrolet Monte Carlo was one of the coolest cars made in the history of GM. For NASCAR, the Monte was the car of choice, and a very successful one at that. The Monte enjoyed a very succesfull production run from 1970 (introduced in Sep. of `69) until 2007 (June 19, 2007). It was Seperated into 6 different generations:
1970-1972
1973-1977
1978-1980
1981-1988
1995-1999
2000-2007
Years 70-72 were the best in my opinion, they are recognized by their 'muscular' looks, Big fender and quarter panel Bulges, and beautiful bodylines from front to back. All models came with V8 engines, with sizes ranged from a 350 Small Block(5.7L) to the monsterous 454 Big Block (7.4L) (SS only)... In 1973 they recieved a makeover and became less muscular, lost power but still had nice looks and focused on improving ride and handling... The third generation was the first to offer a V6 engine, they were also shortened and lightened in 78... The second best generation in my opinion came in the mid 80's (fourth generation) with the return of the SS (returned in 83 after only being in production in 70 and 71) and a smoother look than before.. The fifth generation is the most dissapointing for me, the looks diminished (no more muscles) and they didn't offer a single V8 engine. About the only glimmer of light was the Z34 option... GM figures out the fifth generation wasn't the greatest and in 2000 (Generation 6) they looked to the Monte's of the past and renewed the look once more. Still no V8 was offered until `06, but there was a supercharged 3.8L V6 as an option for the SS. Sadly the Monte was discontinued after the `07 model year. I know i didn't cover everything and some material is opinion but hey, this is Urban Dictionary right!
Guy 1: Holy crap dude! What kind of car did you just buy!
Me: That's a 71 Monte Carlo, she's my baby!
Guy 2: Chevy all the way Baby!
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Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.
Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!
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1. Oral sex involving a large amount of whipped cream.
Fancy a Mont Blanc?
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1: A chill, sarcastic, neutral meaning you never know if they are happy or mad or sad, wonderful friend.
2:Sneaker freaker
" girl you just like jacqui montes! stop getting all those shoes!!"
A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars were in 81-88. The best lookin hot rod made in the 80's.
That dude got him a nice ass monte carlo SS.
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Emily Rose Montes is a 9 year old hyperpop singer who has absolute SHOOK the MUSIC INDUSTRY, her debut album Emily Montes (self-titled) offers deep insight to the horrors of the Covid-19 pandemic. Her other albums like Emily Rose bring light to the issues of police brutality, while also dissing popular rapper Nicki Minaj. Her album Club Emily gives new remixes to her classic hits. She's also set to appear in the newest seasons of American Horror Story and Dance Mom's.
Person A: Have you heard listened to Emily Montes on Spotify?
Person B: Of course I haven't been living under a rock.
Person C: Who’s Emily Montes?
Persons A and B: SCREECHES WHILE STABBING PERSON C.
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n. The creator of many d20 games and adventures.
see also: god
Monte Cook tires from answering inane questions such as "What's up with Jevicca's arm?"