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A college roommate. An easily scared, highly humorous, wide shouldered creature who enjoys kicking grass and splashing through puddles during the rainy season. Not always graceful, but hanging out always makes for a good time. This animal is highly sensitive to changes in it's environment, such as placing an ottoman in it's den. Take caution around this moose during periods of high stress, such as inclement weather, finals or food shortages, as it tends to be easily agitated during these times. Treat a moose well, and it will be a loyal friend for the rest of your lives.
Allison: I'd like to introduce you to my moose, Kelsey.
Parents: It's nice to meet you. Do you two get along well?
Allison: Yes, she is a great moose! Random roommate selection worked out really well this time!
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An extremely large penis, one which usually makes its owner look like a dwarf compared to it.
Your friend: "Look at that guy on tv"
You: "What about him?"
Him: Look at his dick imprint. Now that is a moose."
You:"Damn"
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moosing; the act of extending one's lower lip then rubbing it upon another human. this is rumored to lock that moment in both of the involved people's heads forever. the person doing the "moosing" is called the "mooser." as a noun, the act of doing it is called a "moose." the leftover saliva on the other person's skin is referred to as the "moose juice." if sanitation is an issue, you can always "blow a moose" by extending your lower lip, opening your mouth slightly, blowing, and guiding it with your hand in much of the same way one could blow a kiss.
Wow, that was the moosing opportunity of a lifetime!
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Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you
you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed
if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
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To have sex in a verry loud and obnoxious mannor. Also spelled moosin'.
Hey bro did you hear what happened at the party last night? Some guy was in the room moosing some chick!
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Word of randomness used by few.
What the moose? You moose! Ahhh moose you!
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When you're having sex with a chick doggie-style and you two are facing the door and you yell real loud: "Moose!" The chick will then pull her head up and have a wide-eyed stupid look on her face. Right at that moment, put your hands behind her head with your fingers pointing upwards to look like antlers as your friend bursts in and takes a picture of her looking like a moose.
Dude, we moosed the hell out of that slut that you railed...
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