Numbers

Things that define you.

Jane: Ugh! I hate how numbers define me!
Joe: For example?
Jane: Let's see... Weight, grades, money, years spent in prison, first degree murder charges, calories. NONE OF THIS IS ME!

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Numberous

A perfectly complementary combination of numb and numerous.

1. Adj. numberous - To render others emotionally unresponsive due to a boringly large number of attempts to discern stated goals

I have attended numberous meetings calls to determine why we have to attend so many meetings."

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by the numbers

What you play on tinder, cause it works.

Guy 1: Lotta dudes are by the numbers
Guy 2: Cause it works
Guy 1: Damn right it works
Guy 1 & 2 high five

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Numbering

Replacing letters with numbers that look similar to each other.

Annoying friend on AIM: H3y br0 w4n4 h4ng 0ut????
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.

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Number

When you feel one degree or level worse than being numb.

Most puns make me numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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numbers

doing a lot

She be doing numbers

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# & a number

If you send a number to my inbox i would write what i thought of you on my wall, using the same number to let you know i was talking about you.

Joe PM's the #3 to you (# & a number).

You post on your FB wall "#3 is an asshat."

Then Joe knows that you think he is an asshat.

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