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This is the greatest song to exist. This song is a piece of art created by the best musician ever. This song could cure every problem on earth.
Bro 1: ay bro what yo doing?
Bro 2: I’m listening to creeper Omen
It’s like when a bushes burn and shit. You see it and know it should not be there, and you’re like “shit, why’s this omen here? Am I about to die or is this a good omen?” Then you take a sip of wine and stare at the glory of the gods and goddesses sending omens your way.
Random: “I saw an omen yesterday?”
Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”
Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”
Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”
The name of a greasy, emo, knuckle dragging mongatron. His favourite past times are Destiny 2 to the point where a shower is a foreign concept to him and struggling to sing metal music as his mom is sleeping next-door and has to whisper scream instead, regardless, it is nails on a fucking chalkboard. He is an incel who struggles to maintain a physical relationship and resorts to religious e-dating and manipulates the frail minded by providing consistent but cookie cutter compliments. He's also a scouser - a massive redflag.
I hate Omen, he's such a fucktard.
It's a family
Omen is someone who is an Omen.Omens can be bad or good but this Omen is good
A hot sexy shadow that i’d give the gluck gluck 6000 all day and slurp his dick like its the last dick on earth, id suck him like a vaccum cleaner until i pass out
If omen wasnt a shadow/dead i could give this man hand twister gawk gawk 3000 like a vaccum cleaner that i’d go in the top 10 horrendous acts done by human society in 2022. I’d have a whole detailed documentary on how i gave him the good ol gluck gluck sucky wucky 5000 that he’d pass out. as i write this my legs are giving up on me as i hold onto the wall and grip my sheets thinking about this hot sexy man
The TV series on Prime Video (For free if you have Prime, thank me later) or the book?
Awesomest book ever written by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Two seasons with six episodes each, and the third soon to come (How exciting ikr)
Crowley played by David Tennant
Aziraphale played by Michael Sheen
Gay comedy (Not really in the book)
Have you heard of Good Omens?
Yeah, it's full of angels and demons and gay hot people.