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a filthy short rapist that pretends like he can dunk
friend: is your mate a dirty omen?
me: yeah he's so shit
It’s like when a bushes burn and shit. You see it and know it should not be there, and you’re like “shit, why’s this omen here? Am I about to die or is this a good omen?” Then you take a sip of wine and stare at the glory of the gods and goddesses sending omens your way.
Random: “I saw an omen yesterday?”
Bob: “what like a bird in the sky?”
Random: “yeah, and it pooped on my right after my car was stolen.”
Bob: “damn bro, you should’ve threw up some bubbles.”
The name of a greasy, emo, knuckle dragging mongatron. His favourite past times are Destiny 2 to the point where a shower is a foreign concept to him and struggling to sing metal music as his mom is sleeping next-door and has to whisper scream instead, regardless, it is nails on a fucking chalkboard. He is an incel who struggles to maintain a physical relationship and resorts to religious e-dating and manipulates the frail minded by providing consistent but cookie cutter compliments. He's also a scouser - a massive redflag.
I hate Omen, he's such a fucktard.
Noun
Definition: A term adopted by a subculture, often in a playful or ironic manner, to describe a distinctive and influential way of life. Originating from the unreleased Swedish House Mafia song, some individuals, whether humorously or seriously, use "Omen" to signify a unique lifestyle or mindset. In this context, "Omen" embodies resilience, spontaneity, and a carefree attitude towards life's challenges, particularly within the urban landscape. Beyond its musical roots, the meme features a dancing pigeon with captions like "omen diff" or "wave gang diff," adding a playful element to the urban lifestyle it represents.
-"When your phone battery hits 69% exactly, it's like an omen for a great day ahead. Nice."
-"OMEN"
- "Seeing three pigeons lined up on a wire? It's the Swedish House Mafia omen for an epic weekend ahead."
It's a family
Omen is someone who is an Omen.Omens can be bad or good but this Omen is good
A hot sexy shadow that i’d give the gluck gluck 6000 all day and slurp his dick like its the last dick on earth, id suck him like a vaccum cleaner until i pass out
If omen wasnt a shadow/dead i could give this man hand twister gawk gawk 3000 like a vaccum cleaner that i’d go in the top 10 horrendous acts done by human society in 2022. I’d have a whole detailed documentary on how i gave him the good ol gluck gluck sucky wucky 5000 that he’d pass out. as i write this my legs are giving up on me as i hold onto the wall and grip my sheets thinking about this hot sexy man