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Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence
Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing
Leader of the auto bots father of bumblebee and secretly has a crush on megatron
Optimus prime is happy
Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
The best of the best. Really cool or fun.
How was the party? Fuck dude it was optimus prime! or Damn that ride is optimus prime.
Generously endowed autobot that will drink pretty much anything.
Optimus Prime's girlfriend is hot!
"I'd like a 24 oz. optimus prime with a glass of merlot, please.
The biggest, loudest, longest, and most disgusting queef you've ever heard. You may then proceed to call that person Optimus Queef for the rest of their life, even if it is your own child.
Damn Sarah, that was the fuckin Optimus Queef. You might wana change your pants or somethin... DAMN