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the best support cookie, better than herb cookie
random human: whos the best support cookie
random human 2: parfait cookie
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Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.
When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.
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1) A parfait that uses yogurt and period blood/juices instead of fruit
2) A great tasting beverage that is a mixture of cranberry juice red bull and vodka. Usually ordered as two separate drinks (redbull and vodka and cranberry and vodka) then drank at the same time.
"That bitch is soo gross she resembles a period parfait" or "Hey bartender, get me a Period Parfait!"
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First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
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When you have consumed a large amount of greasy food causing your vomit to have distinct layers of grease and other food.
Translucent, viscous layers of vomit comprised the multiple tiers of my fresh made puke parfait.
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when you do some unknown movements such as those that would cause a hammock occupied by only one person to move in awkward and unexpected motions
Gertrude: What the hell is that guy doing in the hammock?
Caroline: I do believe he is parfaiting...he is partaking of the parfait in the hammock!
Gertrude: He's on the phone! If the hammock's a rockin' don't come a knockin!
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The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.