PAT!

Whenever someone does somethng embarassing or stupid then ''PAT!'' is shouted out in order to cause the person further embarassment.
First used in Glasgow, Scotland. Now a common phrase in Scottish mainlands.

In math class boy argues with the teacher
Teacher tells boy to sit down
Fustrated at losing arguement, boy storms out class
Fellow classmate shouts 'PAT!' just as he leaves class
Boy feels more embarassedThe end

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Pat

Noun. A heterosexual man who claims he has never masturbated in his entire life, but everyone knows that it is a down right lie.

If you're 18 and you claim you have never masturbated before, you are a Pat.

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/pat

WoW emote - the act of patting someone. Can be used to patronize or sympathize.

Person 1: "FML"
Person 2: Aw. /pat

pats

Plural, stands for Patrols. Typically used in MMORPG games and stands for attackable non playing objects (mobs) that are patrolling an instance.

Bring this mob back dood, pats are incoming.

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pat

(n.) a short or long nap taking anywhere preferrably in places where it may not be appropriate

(v.) napping, sleeping

This term is specific to boyss only!!

Dude, why did you take a pat during that British lady's speech?

I could not pat to save my life last night.

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Pat

a guy so white you need shades when you get intimate. but you feel him, like him and do not want to lose him. and because theres feelings involved you experience his white as a thing of beauty.

"tell Pat that you enjoy, appreciate, value and adore his white. and that its not about superficial things like that anyway. the body is just random genetics, the soul is true love and sex"

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Pats

(Noun) *pah-tz* (Latin/Greek origin) Pats-- In the middle ages, a pats would be a man who runs rampant throughout the streets and bedclothes older woman.

Did you see jimmy got with barbra last night? what a fuckin pats

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