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To drink copius amouts of alcohol, to the point that you shit your shorts.
"welp I have a great story to tell you guys for the drive home"
"just tell us it now"
"well i just peted myself"
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a man whore who doesn't get hot girls. the only girls that find him attractive are whores. petes are usually tall with an oddly shaped, but big penis. a pete likes to have sex with any girl he lays eyes upon, but never does. easily spotted by two buck teeth. gotta love him
Yo dog, Pete is such a man whore.
Did Pete just stick his head in that girl's vagina?
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adj: the act of thrust fucking anything that moves with a large enough hole
Did you see that guy Pete?!
Man that guy needs to stop peteing
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great live action nickelodeon tv show from the 90s about 2 brothers named pete . hillarious stars michael marona and danny tamberelli
The Adventures of Pete and Pete is so fucking awesome, go watch some episode on google video and youtube.
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Short for Peter. Peters don't tent to response to diminutive forms of their name, but they also don't overcompensate with self-promotion, such as diminutive Pete does.
"So what did you think of Pete in bed?"
"I know how he is in bed. That's why I call him Peter."