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Higher Than a Pogo Stick

When your high on weed, prescription drugs or even Burt's Bee's and your so high your higher than a pogo stick metaphorically

Dude i'm higher than a pogo stick

by Bees Nese August 7, 2016


Puerto Rican pogo stick

It is the sexual act of a man laying flat on his back while a chick lathers his dick in refried beans and hot sauce to use as lubricant for her ass while she bounces up and down on it using two other gentlemans dicks as handlebars to maintain consistent and steady bouncing rythm.

Hey guys Tiffany-Lynn is down for a Puerto Rican pogo stick I need two volunteers to be the handlebars, I'll take anyone it doesn't matter!

by Reedski April 9, 2015

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sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!

Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.

Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick, we're screwed!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 22, 2005

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Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

by scalz July 10, 2006

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Fuck me running with a pogo stick

An expression of incredible surprise, coupled with the feeling you're getting it stuck up your ass.

What? Fuck me running with a pogo stick!

by FarrisWheel April 15, 2011

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Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

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Parisien pogo stick

Special instrument used by Tony Levin of the progressive rockband, King Crimson. Instead of making you jump higher it gets the entire crowd moving up and down and all around and gets them higher.Also called the Chapman stick.

"the Parisien pogo stick rears its stiff, powerful neck and I stand to attention, erect and alert, ready to spring at what comes next."

by Dedraterdater April 10, 2023