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A sneaky devil who sneaks around making snide comments that neither offend nor inoffend
Girl: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Guy: "Yuh huh baby!"
Girl: "Oh, you're such a cheeky racoon!"
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This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans
"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"
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A person native to the Montgomery County Area outside of DC, but runs all over the place. He's some sort of marathon runner, and runs across county every day. Has this one long, nasty, wide, blonde dreadlock commin off his head about two feet. Is rumored to be mentally challenged and has been arrested for running in the nude. He also does not stop for cars, so watch out.
Did you see the Racoon Man today?
Yeah, that dread is gross.
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when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise
connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."
BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."
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after engaging in anal sex with a female, the male partner rests his soiled testes on her eyes
After you have your dick in a girls ass and your balls are messy, you rest your balls on her eyes, and hense leave her with dark circles around her eyes, known as racoon goggles.
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The act of having mascara/eyeliner smudge or run around ones eyes, resulting in a racoon-like look.
"Yea man, so the other night I was it the shower with my girl and she started racooning! How do them ratchet chicks wear that shit!"
"when I broke up with Tess yesterday she started racooning before I was even done talking...what a mess of crying"
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a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!