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He told his story like he was reading from a CVS receipt.
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Wrestling receipt You potatoe’d me and now you’re getting one back. Chair shot was too stiff, so you’ve got one coming
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Wrestling receipt You potatoe’d me and now you’re getting one back. Chair shot was too stiff, so you’ve got one coming
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Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!
Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!
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A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)
" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED
Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent
Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "
Response asking for proof of one's past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. *Be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then YOU look like an ass!
Dontatella Vertachi: "Gurl, why the hell were you dancing half naked with David while your man was passed out last night?"
Cuckoo Channel: "Show me the receipts!"
Dontatella Vertachi" *Whips out camera phone* "Here! I took a video!"
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A request for evidence.
The phrase was stated in an interview with Whitney Houston when Diane Sawyer read a headline concerning the cost of Houston's drug habit. Houston, apparently assuming there were receipts from drug dealers and also apparently assuming Sawyer had them requested to see said receipts. The clip went viral in the form an animated .gif.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Cher passed away."
Person 2: "I wanna see the receipts."
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