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A written composition usually consisting of ten pages about useless crap that can be found much more easily on the internet by ten years that you are forced to write at least once to two times in your life.
Man I have a 12 page research paper due TOMMORROW!!! What do I do?
Don't worry just find one on the internet, change it up a bit, and find some bullshit sources and there you go.
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Any program of research in which any possible pattern of results, including null results, leads to interesting, publishable findings. Related to the concept of a Xanatos gambit, where any possible outcome to a scheme or plan leads to a victory for the mastermind of the plan.
Did you hear about the new experiment we're running on the XYZ phenomenon? It's totes Xanatos research. Either we're going to show that XYZ is real... or if the effect isn't there we have enough subjects to do equivalence testing to show that the existing results in the literature about XYZ are specious.
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An example of child slavery. A really crappy project every Year 11 student in South Australia is forced to do against their own will. You have to research one question for six months straight, and you get bored to death. You don't graduate if you don't do it, and there's a high chance of failing and losing brain cells.
Student 1: "What lesson u got next"
Student 2: "research project"
Student 1: "Oh shit"
Student 2: "I'd rather jump off the Westpac Building"
An icon of satan. It is forged in the river of a 1,000 souls. Just attempting to complete it can make you wish for the worst death possible.
My teacher gave me a research essay assignment, so my favorite drink is now bleach.
A research chemical is a drug that fits into the category of a phenethylamine or Tryptamine. Almost all of them show some hallucinogenic qualities, and many are covered in Two books by Chemist Alexander Shulgin. These books are PiHKAL(Phenethylamines I Have Known And Loved) And TiHKAL(Tryptamines I Have Known And Loved).
Most Research chemicals are highly dose sensitive and can produce a wide variety of effects.
Research Chemical Examples
Some of the better known tryptamines are:
5-MeO-DMT
DMT
DPT
5-MeO-DIPT(Fox y Methoxy)
AMT
DIPT
LSD(ACID)
Some of the better known Phenethylamines are:
2C-B
2C-C
2C-E
2C-t-2
2C-t-7
DOC
DOM(STP)
DOI
DOB
MDA
MDMA(Esctasy )
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"years of research" refers to the series of tweets made by a professional Super Smash Brothers competitive player Saleem "Salem" Young in which he states his opinion that Super Smash Bros Melee community does not count as a part of the Smash community. The tweet containing the quote has later been made into a copypasta:
"Yeah, I’m a smash player. Along with that I know many things that most don’t know about these communities. Melee isn’t part of the actual smash community and I’m not saying that because I don’t like them. I’m saying that based off of years of research."
The quote is frequently ridiculed by the Smash community in which they make comments and macros In a joking fashion towards the quote.
Person A: I am something
Person B: You are not something, im saying this based off of years of research.
A graduate student dedicating his life to study a subject he is very passionate about until he starts hating his life, himself, everyone, everything, and the subject itself.
A: What do you do for a living?
B: I'm a graduate student doing research on the chemical composition of the early-type galaxy.
A: Cool! You must have no life!
B: Exactly!
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