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The name of my fucking stupid cat
I caught shadow on the counter again so i threw a book at him
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The sexual act of fucking a guy from the back while he is fucking a woman.
Guy 1: Did you, Jenna, and Jordan have a threesome last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, we even did a bit of shadowing at some point.
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a really annoying single by ashlee simpson
mother, sister father sister mother everythings cool now
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I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
How can you I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too
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To follow in the wake of another car to avoid a police radar detector
'Man how'd you avoid getting that ticket??'
'I was shadowing the car in front of me! They got the ticket instead!'
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a really annoying girl who follows everyone and copies everything everyone else does. she is also semi-retarded and thinks that every guy likes her
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1.The person in a gang who always follows
2.Person who uses stealth to kill
3.Homie that wears a black rag
4.Silent killer, fighter, etc.
5.always wearing black
Ay, pinche shadow got that norputo buster by complete surprise.
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