on the shuffle

To be a master of finding ways to escape commonly accepted daily deeds - like paying for lunch, performing full days at work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

Shuffle

Shuffle. To have a wank. Male masturbation.
It is known as having a "5 knuckle shuffle". This is a term widely recognised in London England, as well as most other parts of the country.

I enjoy a nightly shuffle

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Shuffled

Meaning that at a party if he/she got with a lot of girls/boys, they got shuffled.

Ex. "Man, Josh got shuffled last night."

"OMG! KELSEY GOT SHUFFLED LAST NIGHT!"

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Shuffling

Maintaining formation with a group of others and essentially, line dancing on roller skates, repeating the exact same 5 steps over and over again, while going around in circles for hours at a time and thinking it requires talent.

“My friends Javier, Ruben, and Olga were shuffling with us at Thunder Wheels in Hialeah”

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shuffle that

when someone tells u to "shuffle that" means that they are asking u to change watever ur doing.

I hate this song, shuffle that ting.

You always say the same stuff, shuffle that mouth of yours!

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shuffle

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

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Shuffles

When you have multiple songs stuck in your head that keep changing. Derived from the IPod's Shuffle option.

Dude, I've got The Beatles, Led Zepplin, and Lady Gaga stuck in my head.
Looks like you've got a case of the Shuffles.

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