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The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010


Jason Stamos

Koil "wrong Koil" 66's first character on the NoPixel server.

Have you heard Jason Stamos' voice? It's so raspy

by ScoobyLinny May 28, 2021


John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.

Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.

by The Original Agahnim August 18, 2021


John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021


John stamos

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called

Get something from the John Stamos

by Tjoll September 29, 2020


Stamo

The word Stamo Means to strategic and ahead of competition

That boy said he moving Stamo now he tired of being behind

by StamoAmo October 30, 2023


Stamo

The word Stamo Means to strategic and ahead of competition

That boy said he moving Stamo now he tired of being behind

by StamoAmo October 30, 2023