The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.
Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House
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Koil "wrong Koil" 66's first character on the NoPixel server.
Have you heard Jason Stamos' voice? It's so raspy
The word Stamo Means to strategic and ahead of competition
That boy said he moving Stamo now he tired of being behind
The word Stamo Means to strategic and ahead of competition
That boy said he moving Stamo now he tired of being behind
Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.
That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.