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the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
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When a guy fucks a girl on her period and cums on her face, getting a mixture of the girl's own period blood and his cum on her face, and possibly in her mouth.
Guy: I Strawberry Shortcake Remixed all over her face!
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The best Ice Cream Bar known to man, causes the mouth to water, and the cheek glands to pucker while tasting the delicious delicacy. Melting occurs always, leaving a tasty mess.
Yo, when u grab your soda will you pick me up a Strawberry Shortcake Bar from the Tastes like heaven section?
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A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.
Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?
Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?
Jim: fuck Yea nigga
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occurs when you have vaginal intercourse while a girl is active in her menstrual cycle, pull out when you are near orgasm, and then proceed to ejaculate in her mouth. the cream filling resembling a strawberry-creme pastry.
"...dude, i gave her a strawberry shortcake version 2 last night!"..."man, when is she going to be off her rag?"
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The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.