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Sutton is a common parasite that goes into people brains and makes them dumber and bitchier.
You have the sutton parasite which is why you are so bitchy today
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Sutton is annoying as fuck.
He becomes triggered easily and cries about every little thing. He’s a crybaby who can’t control himself. He’s fucking weird!! Sutton is rude and disrespectful, all he does is sit up in his room and watch Pokémon videos all day. HE ALSO THINKS HE’S SO COOL! No one likes him.
Why is that kid crying over a toy?
I don’t know, but it must be a Sutton!
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common term for a person who has a weird desire to lick windows. Unknown if they lick the windows due to they love the taste. May be because a Sutton commonly has below average intelligence and usually resembles a post lobotomy patient from the early 20th century.
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Sutton (verb) - to falsley instill belief, or to defraud another person.
"Man, I just got charged £1 for this can of Coke, the shop guy totally Suttoned me!"
"I wouldnt train there if I were you, the PT there would totally Sutton you"
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Sutton is the resident of people with extremely large penises
My penis is 7 inches long and i live in Sutton
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The legendary moonshine maker, dude was wanted by the FBI for his illegal business.
Popcorn Sutton committed suicide on March 16 2009, a couple of days before he was due in jail for his conviction related to his moonshine making.
Played Tim Wright/ The Masked Man in Marble Hornets worked with Troy Wagner and Joseph DeLage on many projects. Very handsome. Has fantastic sideburns. He loves dogs and his wife very much. Extreme Communist.
Person: "Are you Tim Sutton?"
Tim: "Yes I am!"
Person: "Communism will win."
Tim: "I love you."
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