table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

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table

thing that breaks verry easily if you stack bricks on top of it

kid stacks bricks on top of a table. table breaks. kid:"oh no...our table...it's broken

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'tabling

Spending inordinate amounts of time on the site turntable.fm listening to and playing music for other 'tablers. The term is short for "turntabling".

Wow, I'm tired, I was up 'tabling all night playing 80s hits in the New Wave room.

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on the table

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

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Table

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

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on table

and adjective; to mean making a swear or promise.

Friend: Do you and that girl talk.

You: NO! on table !! Bro!

Tables

Sometimes the tables turn, and sometimes, as much as some people hate things not changing, they stay exactly the way they were.

Tables don't always turn, and they're not guaranteed to turn.