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Typical Everyday Dude. A TED is commonly seen wearing a striped shirt, or worse yet, a popped collar. TEDs try to hit on women at bars but have absolutely nothing interesting to say, and they usually roll in a crew with 3 to 5 other TEDs. TEDs can be sighted at Dave Matthews Band concerts, the driving range, or frat boy bars.
"Ew, did you see that TED trying to hit on me? I could've had better conversation with a dead cat. And at least the dead cat would not have been wearing a braided belt and double popped collar."
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A sick fuck who gets pleasure from being a complete asshole and will always blame everything on you as if you caused this mess. He also enjoys sucking little boys dicks and likes raping the elderly for fun
Guy1: "Why did you throw that old lady down the stairs and burn her to death you sick fuck?"
Guy2: "That wasn't me that was Ted, he even had sex with the corpse and forced me to watch"
Guy1: "What an ass magnet"
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Web videos of white dudes talking about highly theoretical random shit on the level of graduate students that is interesting but probably has no effect on your daily life.
I just watched this video on TED of some dude talking about the effect of neuron-mapping on rhesus monkeys! Now I have to go pick up my sister from the skate rink.
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a kid who thinks he can rap and loves to listen to ricegum. he is pretty smart but doesn't show and is famous for his AFL skills in Tazmania. he has legendary hair his uncle is Bale and his best friend is Louis
that kid thinks he is nuff he is such a Ted.
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A bonehead, who doesn't realise the fact that an orange's color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.
Ted you FUCKING bonehead, you KNOW I love lemons.
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TED talk is a heart to heart talk. it stands for Tell Explain Describe (how you feel).
I hope our TED talk helped you.
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bro wer hlof rayeh a Ted, ayre be bchaklak shu bteklo.