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Triathlon

Passing a bong, joint and a cigarette between three people and each member smokes all the time. (3 sports like in a triathlon.)

Yo guys, wanna do triathlon?

by HaydeBuba June 19, 2022


Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.

Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.

by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022


Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021