Alaskan Hidden TriForce

You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"

Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"

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Triforcing

Sexual act involving three men. Two peni go into the thirds foreskin.

Hey are you down to do some triforcing tonight Alex and I are looking for a 3rd.

Triforce

The act of three bros giving each other simultaneous blowjobs in the shape of a triangle. It’s not gay or anything, it’s just guys being dudes.

Bro 1: “Are we hanging out with Bro 3 tonight?”
Bro 2: “Hell yeah bro, we’re gonna Triforce all night long”