the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.
Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.
Turducken is another word for two stuffed birds. Turkey and duck
Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok
the act of dodging flying fecal matter thrown by simians whilst visiting the zoo.
I almost got hit in the face with some monkey shit, but luckily i did my turducken move, and my friend took it to the dome instead.
The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.
She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!
Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.
Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.
its a turkey, duck and chicken all stuff inside of each other.
Me: Mom what's for dinner?
Mom: a Turducken!
Me: cool