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The resident moron in a rural communtiy in Huron county. Often drunk and always wearing the same stained jogging pants, Turnip is probably the most unpleasent person you will ever meet.
1. What's that smell? Did Turnip shit his pants again?
2. Thank god your here Turnip! I was wondering when all the girls were going to disappear.
2π 10π
Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
(Noun). When you get severe sunburn on your face that is really dark and makes you look like a turnip.
Joe had turnip face after the football game on Saturday.
A PΔkehΔ (white or non-MΔori) New Zealander.
From the root words 'PΔ' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.
Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio
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the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.
95π 14π
Metaphorical vehicle bringing rubes to Gotham. One who falls off the truck is hopelessly naive.
You know, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck! I know stuff about the Big City.
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A name for the Australian five dollar note
Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!