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Twat Twizzler

A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.

I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!

Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!

by FuckChauvinists ,ฤฎ,,^.^,ฤฎ,, November 29, 2020


Vanilla Twizzler

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton August 27, 2015


Twizzler Dick

Post sex urination that comes out in multiple directions only to find all angles twisting together in a twizzler licorice type format and forming one solid stream toward the end of the pee

I had some TWIZZLER DICK when i woke up this morning.

by thefallingdream January 19, 2010

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twizzler jizzler

when you shove a cherry twizzler up your ass and tell the girl to eat it out of it while you beat off into a cup and pour it onto her face

I twizzler jizzlered zach's girlfriend last night.

by carltonjohn69 May 31, 2010

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twizzlered up

To be so drunk you can not stand up.

Kaliegh got so twizzlered up last night.

by abcd0987 November 20, 2014


amish twizzler

Menstrual clots left in one's beard after performing cunnilingus in the dark and/or during power outages. Generally discovered dried and twisted in the morning.

AKA: Furry Fruit Roll-Up

Juicinda decided not to mention she was on her rag: ....woke up with my face looking like an amish twizzler tree.

by CharlieMillionz October 2, 2015


Chinese Twizzler

When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer

Shaquita said that the Chinese Twizzler was yummy last night.

by The Asian Blue Devil September 17, 2010

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