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ute (yoot or oot) 1. lame way of referring to kids or youth, usually used by kooks.
2. mating call of a pregnant yak.
3. the sound an old worn out car makes just before it dies.
Kook: "See that ute over there, skating the pool? I've known him since he was a little ute."
Other kook: "Wow. You are so impressive with your wordy sentences."
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A college located in Austin, Texas. It offers many fine degrees and programs; these include BAs in Taking-a-Dump, Wiping-Your-Ass, Drooling, Patting-the-Back-of-Your-Hand-and-Mooing, Whittling and Masturbating-and-Eating-It. BS degrees are available in such fields as Boasting-About-UT-Business and Staying-at-College-For-10-Years-Because-You -Can't-Deal-With-Real-Life. Our music program is second-to-none and people come from all over the world to study the jug at UTTT.
UT stands out as the first colleges to accept on Special Education types with an IQ of less than sixty.
In social terms, UT is a remarkable place with many activities (such as the college's famous Synchronised Drooling Team and the national champion Hur-Hurring Squad) and opportunities for meeting and making friends, such as the famous Friday Night Cousin Fuck and our Spring Break Knock-Your-Sister-Up Party.
If you're an inbred redneck pig-fucker who can't read but wants to get you one of them there edumucations, UT is the place for you!
No-one ever passes at UT because they all take dumps everywhere like a bunch of goddamn treach-monkeys
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"The University of Texas". A really shitty school that should not be attended unless absolutely necessary. People here are freaks. They have weird fetishes, avoid eye contact, and generally avoid conversation unless with close friends. It should definitely not be as high as it is in rankings. People who leave this university usually end up with low income careers.
Oh... you went to UT? I'm sorry I hear that place is a real hell hole.
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School in texas where asians are the majority. Asians love this school because it is liberal. Liberals like gay sex, therefore, asians like gay sex. UT campus smells like big foot's dick.
1 out of 3 million asians who attend UT: "Me chinese, me go to UT, me like gay sex"
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describing an ugly female. usually a slut thats busted.
Anthony: Yo, did you see that ut?
Meghan: Yea, who would fuck that?
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Short for: Useless To Society.
Person, Animal or object that is quite pathetic at everything.
That girl cant sing, dance, drive or even do her job. She is such a UTS
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Acronym for Upper 'Tunda, which is slang for Upper Rotunda, meaning the second level of the Rotunda of the law school, a main gathering place for students, that overlooks the LoRo, or Lower Rotunda. The UT is complete with chairs that are falling apart and dangerous to sit in, and the UT also boasts an acoustic anomaly that lets you hear with great clarity any conversation or shit talking that is going on in the LoRo.
Meet me in the UT in 5 to study
I was sitting in the UT and overheard some shit going down in the LoRo
I looked around the UT for you but didn't see you at your regular spot
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