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A dimension where time has no meaning, encountered when looking for left handed web sites on the internet. One could fall into a porn vortex and emerge ten minutes later to discover that three days have passed.
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First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.
I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.
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After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.
Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.
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A vortex of charisma is defined as special powers that very select individuals posses, which draws people they encounter into the individual's spell like control. People drawn into the vortex are likely to give up items of value, at no cost. In the case of most women who are drawn into the vortex, they are often found partially clothed, or completely naked, and at the complete disposal of the possessor of the vortex.
Man, Jonathan has such a vortex of charisma, he seems to be able to suck anyone it to it....
Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!
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Denna usla neger jävel duger bara till att pricka golv / vägg / tak, han duger inte ens till att hoppa ordentligt... därför e voiden hans bästa polare som ger honom daglig avsugning...
Ibland prickar han faktist nåt annat än väggar osv, det e sina Team kamrater, skjuter dom oftast med mening pga ilskan som tynger honom innombords ( pga hans afrikanska mamma brände bullarna han skulle ha till Björnes magasin )
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A sex move when the man waves his pennis in the air and goes "Im whirling the vortex"
Ladie:My husband did such an amazing whirling vortex last night!
Ladie 2:Damn my husband did his whirling vortex wrong!
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An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.
Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness
My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!
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