Rural Dictionary

Weed

Weed is Marihuana. The greatest stuff on the planet. It's not as harmfull as harddrugs are like Cocaine and XTC, and even drinking alcohol has worse effects than smoking marihuana. There are allots of types like Skunk, Haze, Jack Herer, Ak-47, Chronic, Ice-O-Lator, Northernlight, White Widow (good shit) etc.

There are alot of words to describe Marihuana:
Weed
Shit
Stuff
Chronic
Bionic
Green(s)
Grass
Jongo (Although I think that's a Dutch local word)
Weeree
Herbs
Pot

Smoking weed will get you stoned. When stoned, the effects will differ sometimes. In some cases people will get very laughable (This is what I personaly aim for when smoking), other times the effect can make a person very calm. Whatever the case, weed will almost always create a feeling of "peace". People will be less agressive when either stoned or high (The effect of Hasj)and the mood will be mostly good. This is why I promote the use of Marihuana over harddrugs and alcohol, as these 2 often cause agressiveness.

Weed can be consumed in different ways. The "normal" and mostly used form is by smoking (In a Joint) but it can also be eaten (like in spacecake). There are allot of forms it can be eaten in, my cousin even cooked us Weed-soup!:)

Although smoking weed can be fun and relaxed, you can always do it too much(And TOO much is never good) and it will have a negative effect on your body.

"Damn, that weed got us flying last night at Jacks place!"

by D.G September 27, 2005

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weed

an herb grown by gnomes containing shit that makes you wicked baked. weed comes in many different varieties form afgan kush to skunk. pushed on the street by dope boys, marijuana is very good for you and it calms you down and focuses you in many aspects. if you are a lightweight you will buy weed by the dime bag or nickel bag but if you are a heavy hitter you buy weed by the ounce or pound. only bosses buy by the kilo which is equal to a lot. some side effects are uncontrollable laughter, mellowness, sleepyness, and aixelsid. weed can be very potent and very shitty. some good shit that i have been growin with high thc content is sour diesel. dont buy mersh or mids causee it gets u high for 3 minutes and than you crash and get very tierd. warning i typed this definition under the influence of marijuana.

i sit down with this bag of weed that give me the shit needed to be the most meanest emm cee-eminem

by nigga nan March 24, 2009

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weed

Probably one of the most earliest used drugs in the world dating back to 10,000 B.C. Many people think it is a bad drug to do but i think it is probably one of the most safest, it has to been said to be less harmful them alcohol or cigarettes if vaporized. The main ingrediant is THC, this chemical has been scientificaly proven to help prevent the start of cancer and brain disbilities such as, alzheimers, MS, parkinsons to say a few. Many people are stereo typing the use of "weed" as a drug that people use and it will totaly fuck up their brains and lives because they probably have no life or they think they're cool, but i have never known anyone that smokes weed just to be cool, most people do it because its a fun experience to do with your friends. Many people say that it is equal for 1 joint is equal to 8 cigarettes, i do say that is true, but the THC that goes into your cells helps them regenerate faster, so if u smoke it, your lungs heal faster and the THC can also help age the cells before they have the chance to become cancerous, and also really slow down the rate at which cancer cells multiply. Have you ever heard of someone dying from marijuana before? NO, because there has never been a recorded death in the history of medical science relating to the use of marijuana, and the only way to die from an overdose on weed is to smoke 1500 pounds of it in under 14minutes. Most people say that "omg it totaly fucks up your brain so you become a brain dead TOMATO", im sure most people know that isnt true, people think they become brain dead because when smoking weed constantly the THC sticks to your nerves, neurons, and brain cells, when you stop smoking the the THC saps your concentration and motivation which can last for a couple of days, if you smoke weed conatantly the THC stays longer and you stay sapped for longer periods of time.THC has neuroprotective antioxidants, which helps prevent brain cancer and brain disorders. So dont really listen to all of those DARE people because to tell you the truth they really dont know wtf they're talking about, in my own opinion the only way weed can totaly fuck up your life is if you get caught with it and you dont get a well paying job cause no big companies will hire you because you have a drug record. But i dont know why most of the countries in the world have it illegal, because even if they do make it legal, the goverment can vaporize most of the weed all clean of the bad chemicals and tar, and they will get soo much money from tax payers if it is legalized.

"D.A.R.E"- dont do weed, it'll fuck up your brain

"timmy"- no it wont

by wwwert August 10, 2008

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Weed

the only thing that can get you away from this fucked up planet(if only for a few hours) without ruining your life. it has been proven to be less addictive than chewing gum, and you would have to smoke four joints to do as much damage to your lungs as one cigarette. drinking is much worse for you and people do it there entire lives and are perfectly fine. it has never killed one person in the history of the earth, and unlike alcohol it makes you so damn lazy that you won't even want to get your keys and drive. NOT TO MENTION ITS THE MOST ENJOYABLE EXPERIANCE ANYONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!! WEED IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE ILLEGAL!!!!

fuck the government, lets get high!!! = I <3 WEED

by Bob Marley is A FUCKING PIMP August 26, 2006

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