yoni massage

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim

I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex

Yoni Yodeln

Yoni is a Sanskrit word that has been interpreted to literally mean the womb, and the female organs of generation. It also connotes the female sexual organs such as "vagina", "vulva", and "uterus",

Yodeling (also jodeling) is a form of singing which involves repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or "chest voice") and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

So in short: Eating Out, Cunnilingus

Oh god I yodeld her yoni yesterday so great and tasty.

Yoni yodeln is the best in the world, makes her happy!

chilling with yoni

Under the influence of some type of Narcotic (drug).

Wow! I can't see straight right now I'm chiling with Yoni.
Hey come by my house I'm chilling with Yoni.

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Yoni Dart

The not so Sanskrit name for the male genitalia. Translates to “source of all seed” or “sacred space filler.”

“Suck my yoni dart.”
“Eddie, which hole do you want to put your yoni dart in tonight…first?”

yoni wachnel

A sloth like creature known for producing copious amounts of garbage. It lives off of batch and soy sauce.

Dude, you unlocked the door to the kitchen! Now we have a yoni wachnel infestation

Yoni Puga

a culture surrounding the worshipping of belly buttons

she's kissing his belly button. She must be Yoni Puga

yoni egg

Yoni eggs are the eggs of yoni. he produces little racist babies that peak in highschool and end up 30, bald, fat and reddittors. They are usually Hanime fans with no life who post furry porn and own a fursuit. Literally the bottom of the human race. Considering these are the kids of Yoni who is a puss magnet, it is extremely confusing. (not to be confused with the other yoni eggs)

i hate Timmy, that guy must have been a yoni egg

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