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That one green haired guy from one piece who is always asleep.
1: "Roronoa Zoro is my favorite One Piece character!"
2: "But he's always asleep!"
Hottest man ALIVE. He's real, don't interfere with my dreams.
X: Hey, isn't that *Zoro*?
You: You mean Roronoa Zoro? The hottest swordsman alive, whom trains all day, sleeps 3 hours and then takes lots of naps, only drinks alcoholics, gets always lost and has no sense of direction, dreams to become the World's strongest swordsman, loves his swords and smells like steel? Yes, that's him. The PERFECT man of my dreams.
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When a guy puts his balls in chololate and then puts them on a girls eyes makeing it look like Zoro's mask, in chocolate!
boy: "let me give you a chocolate zoro"
girl: "no!"
boy: "i'll be gentle I promise, just a plop, press, release...."
girl: "whatever"
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While having anal sex with a girl, one pulls out, flips the girl around to her back, punches her in both eyes and proceeds to write a large "Z" on her chest with the feces on his dick.
Suzy was giving Brian lip during anal sex so her gave her the mask of zoro.
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Known as "Zoro the minority hunter", by fans of one piece.
M: Bro have you ever noticed that Roranoa Zoro fights a lot of darker people?
F: Shut the fuck up,
When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.
OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro
Straight after anal sex, the man whips his cock out of the womans ass and slaps her in the face with it numerous times untill her face is covered in shit, much like a face pack. Then with two strikes of his wang he creates a 'Z' on her forehead, creating a Mask of Zoro. NOT to be confused with a dirty gomez/sanchez.
My Girlfriend was loving it when i gave her the Mask of Zoro.
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