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Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.
Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
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When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
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When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.
*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.
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A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle
Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely
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A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.
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Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!
Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!
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