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Sloppy Caterpillar

When a particularly ugly girl tries to give you a hand-job while you're soft /without boner. This usually doesn't result in ejaculation, and when it does it hurts like a burning hell. Usually done against the man's will.

That ugly bitch gave me a sloppy caterpillar!

by proudyellowman March 12, 2011


Caterpillar

My whole world, if you see this, I love you so much you’re my caterpillarπŸ˜‚πŸ’˜

Jayden is my caterpillar

by gahyourhair February 19, 2019

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Norwegian Caterpillar

The sexual act of placing ones penis between a pair of hairy butt cheeks - idealy of a female who then farts.
Making the hair tickle the shaft and feeling like the legs of a caterpillar walking.

A couple meet in a bar wanting to try something new and go home to experiment. They are watching animal planet during a series on caterpillars they play around with this bizzare idea of farting on the weaner between the hairy buns... Hence the "Norwegian Caterpillar"

by BumCheek April 25, 2008

50πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Caterpillar Effect

When a person you start a relationship with morphs over time from a beautiful butterfly to a caterpillar.

Hey have you heard John started dating this hottie name Mary. Oh give it a little time, she let herself go and she won't be anything like she is now. She's the kind that will have the Caterpillar Effect, just look at her mom.

by JoeSee November 13, 2011

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


mississippi caterpillar

The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Caterpillar" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Caterpillar" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.

Oooh shit! You've got a Mississippi Caterpillar on your shoulder!

by Jonny Longballs April 14, 2009

28πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Hairy Caterpillar

When the male genital area is so overgrown with disheveled and unkempt pubes that it makes the penis look like a hairy caterpillar.

My friend got so drunk that he pulled down his pants and started masturbating his hairy caterpillar in front of everyone.

by me.....)()( February 28, 2014


shedding caterpillars

plucking ones eyebrows

FFS, why is that girl shedding caterpillars on the train?

by great tit. April 23, 2011