chapped

Really screwed, in trouble. Most usually used in California.

Jill: They saw us having sex in the tree and the police are coming!
Robb: Shit, we're hella fucking chapped.

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chaps

'Chaps' is a kind of person who has a real life cullen in their life.

'Chaps' tend to be obsessive over grammer, excellent at maths, in denial about how pretty they are and prone to writing the name of their loved ones all over other peoples property. They also tend to have similar characteristics to Bella Swan.

'Chaps' also are prone to be "tree huggers" and woods are a huge passion of theirs.

Also, 'Chaps' tend to be part of the small group that prefers myspace to facebook.

Alex : OMG, your girlfriends such a Chaps!
Finstin : Ikr! She's like a total Bella clone! <4

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Chaps

Northern Ireland noun referring to fat potato chips. Usually they have to come from a chap shap and be cooked by a big girl. Best cooked in beef dripping and slathered in red sauce and salt n vinegar. Also good with a tinna coke.

If only their chaps didnt taste so good, I would wanna eat them all the time. Ah well, sure I'm fat anyway.

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chap

1. leather pants worn by gays and motorcycle enthusiasts.
2. word meaning friend usually spoken in a painfully exaggerated 17th century british urchin accent.

1. gay dudes wear leather chaps
2. How are you today ol' chap?

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chaps

said when one is feeling annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, etc.

Madison: "I think Dairy Queen is closed today..."
Tucker: "Chaps."

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chap

Used when something bad happens, or is going to happen.

Teacher: "You all have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow when you walk into class."

Student 1 to Student 2: "Bro, I'm bouta fuckin' fail this shit."

Student 2: "Dude, I know right. It's so chap."

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chaps

When its fucking cold.

"it's so fucking chaps that my dick is like a fucking stalagtite"

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